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Murphy Demotivational Poster

Murphy's Law -


TAGS: the light at the end of a tunnel pessimism murphys law pzy
Rating: 4.43/5

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Sho - November 1, 2010, 12:21 pm
Lol i did something similiar, but this one is beautiful :'D
angelous - October 25, 2010, 6:44 pm
nice stuff

Murphy's Law - From bad to worse -


TAGS: murphys law restated
Rating: 3.91/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2009, 10:59 pm
Awesome! 5 lions and a small goat for the lions to snack on, and 5 large diet cokes, 5 pieces of pie, and five lion sized napkins.
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:34 pm
I have an Arch-Enemy on here that 1s every poster I do. I try not to get too wrapped up in it. I said I try.
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
He always wanted twin assholes
Sean - October 16, 2009, 5:31 pm
*surgery (?)
Sean - October 16, 2009, 5:31 pm
Ooooh, voter #8 just 1'ed it. I hope his gender re-assignment surgury echos the very sentiment expressed by this poster!
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:16 pm
If there is a fiveer-five that is more of a five than this five I have seen it.
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:02 pm
Christ he/she missed one...his mommy must have called

DARKNESSES - This was before Wesley Snipes.

TAGS: eddie murphy charlie murphy rick james
Rating: 2.53/5

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MashiMashi - July 1, 2012, 10:24 pm
second funniest line he ever said.....anyone notice how lately Charlie is funnier than Eddie


TAGS: time street joke murphy law shit happens innocence
Rating: 3.83/5

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BoneCD - November 21, 2009, 6:42 am
Excellent and well deserved giulio! 5 brown Poodles for you my friend. Keep up the great work!

AUDIE MURPHY. - Behold the real Rambo, John Mcclane, and Solid Snake! Not what you expected? The Nazies didn't expect it either.

TAGS: audie murphy real rambo nazies
Rating: 4.67/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 30, 2013, 4:49 pm
A real life Greek tragedy.
Reality Lord - January 30, 2013, 4:38 pm

sad ending to a real life hero

EDWARD MURPHY - His laws always work. So if they were a little more optimistic, would life be better ?

TAGS: murphy
Rating: 4/5

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jig - January 16, 2012, 1:51 pm
It's from Final Destination 2
maoworks2 - January 15, 2012, 2:41 pm
What A Picture Wow !



TAGS: life time good taken reserved reason wrong fail bed beauty brunette white dress murphy law quote
Rating: 3.17/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 6:55 pm
It's all about timing. Some of the good ones will realize they are with jerks and become single again.. but not for very long.

WHEN IN DOUBT - When in doubt, empty your magazine - Murphy War Law

TAGS: murphy war doubt clon
Rating: 1.74/5

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Sean - May 29, 2009, 6:13 pm
WHEN IN DOUBT Skip the sushi.
Lex - May 29, 2009, 5:54 pm
When in doubt, flame about it on the internet. It makes everything better.
aaron - August 18, 2008, 5:24 pm
i hate this pic... its a damn flame thrower, it doesnt have a magazine, it has a tank.
clon - June 6, 2008, 3:47 pm
want a hotdog?

hero of the unknown soldier -

TAGS: nathan cirillo ottawa rex murphy
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - November 18, 2014, 7:13 am
Still Hurts,Always Will .
Thedge - October 29, 2014, 8:00 pm
Rereading, 'cause sometimes it takes me awhile to grasp things... that's deep. Thanks. Salute, MizzDizz.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:30 am
My guitar is crying. My soul is sighing. The badges on the wall wear black. A fallen musician, has me wishin, we could sing a dream of peace into fact
Greybeard - October 23, 2014, 11:44 am
Awesome tribute. :)



BRITTANY MURPHY - She Missed Michael Jackson

TAGS: brittany murphy
Rating: 3.09/5

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Derek - December 21, 2009, 2:34 pm
Acted like him, or because she has gone to join him?


TAGS: murphys law girls fun busted
Rating: 2.08/5

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ILB - September 15, 2009, 9:42 pm
Envy.....It wears a coat and hangs out in the hallway.

ALLIES - The only thing more dangerous to you than the enemy, is your allies - Murphy War Law

HELL AND BACK - Most decorated soldier in WWII. Kinda gives new meaning to "Murphy's Law".

TAGS: audie murphy
Rating: 4.76/5

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smalltownguy - March 5, 2011, 10:55 pm
his plane crashes, the Army works desperately hard over the next few decades to keep turning a pedo drunk into a legend by creating a special club for leaders to "get into" called the Sgt Audie Murphy Club.
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 10:53 pm
And there we have Murphy's Law. It works both ways.
smalltownguy - March 5, 2011, 10:51 pm
the Army, desperate for a living hero,"spins"the story, he gets parades, gets promoted ridiculously fast, goes on an alcohol spree for a few more years, touches some little boys, flies to NY to face the preliminary federal hearings,
smalltownguy - March 5, 2011, 10:48 pm
Take an emo(according to his platoon sgt) private, have him disobey orders to retreat, he gets lucky that the burning tank he jumps on doesn't explode, he kills less than 30 germans in a group of 350+, (that's terrible when using a machine gun)
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 7:10 pm
Audie Murphy
guyfox - March 5, 2011, 6:01 pm
who is it
Iconoclast - March 5, 2011, 3:03 pm
A good old TEXAS boy.


TRACERS - Tracers work both ways - Murphy War Law


MURPHY'S LAW OF FLIGHT - If the wings are travelling faster than the aircraft, it must be a helicopter And therefore unsafe!

TAGS: murphy
Rating: 1.45/5

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Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 8:01 am
I wanted to use Pucker Factor on it, but couldn't fit it at the time.
HubbaBubba - August 11, 2009, 7:22 am
Oh, but dear sweet XtremeUnleashed, I am merely qouting Murphy's law of flight regarding choppers. But thank you for the needless assumption about my intellect :)
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 8:20 pm
Yeah, a dubious distinction, at best. I had to abstain - and I didn't create the tunnel, just in case anyone was wondering. Lol.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 8:12 pm
Huzah! A celibratory 1L for your tunnel!
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 10:25 am
Helicopters don't fly...they beat the air into submission.
XtremeUnleashed - August 10, 2009, 10:14 am
u must not know anything about helicopters to assume they all are unsafe.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:58 am
Huzzah Haar! You have officially arrived!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 8:48 am
My first tunneled poster! Cigars all around!


TAGS: eddie murphy was right cubby
Rating: 4.41/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 8:50 am
No worries...you do.
guyfox - July 30, 2010, 12:35 am
...............uhhhh and I thought I asked stupid questions
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 7:12 pm
no Derek, you're thinking of another word, and that word's called marriage :)
Derek - July 29, 2010, 6:03 pm
Does "orgasim" imply simulated orgasm?
jibarocampesino - July 29, 2010, 12:24 pm
"Self Ego feeding note", I could write one of those for myself. :D
culos - July 29, 2010, 6:29 am
No it's handwritten....DOH!
pzykosiz - July 29, 2010, 5:47 am
is this note photoshopped?
Knightshade - July 29, 2010, 4:57 am
...*I'm speechless*...

THE POLICE - Laugh their asses off when Agdaniele tried explaining to them that he was just giving the transvestite a ride home.


DOUG MURPHY - has killed so many people Dr Cox thought he just might be a government operative.


TAGS: murphys law sleep over slumber party
Rating: 4.94/5

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suenero - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
Wow! This sounds like one of my scenarios. 5L's.

EDDIE MURPHY - Just like rejected motifakes: not funny enough.

TAGS: eddie funny murphy
Rating: 4.22/5

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djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 4:12 pm
"e's not ded yit!" It's a hoax. :P
MashiMashi - February 4, 2012, 4:00 pm
screw you speaking ill of the dead!!
djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 1:34 pm
ROTF5L!! I happen to really like Eddie Murphy, but love the analogy. Plus, it could be used with any comedian of one's choosing...

ONE FLEW INTO THE CUCKOO'S NEST - Nurse Ratched - October 31, 1978

EDDIE MURPHY - Even Though His Last 1/2 Dozen Movies Failed, He Still Has A Big Head The Ego Is Always The Last To Go

TAGS: eddie murphy
Rating: 3.77/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - February 28, 2010, 7:23 pm
Nice haha.


TAGS: murphy s law
Rating: 3.38/5

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lesterinside - February 25, 2010, 9:42 pm
imitating good mentors...like spacedog
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:25 pm
Good one lester.

MURPHY'S LAW # 20 - The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.





TAGS: life time chocolate cake wedding bride nympho murphy law
Rating: 2.63/5

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Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:25 pm
No, that's liquid foreplay!
Liam - October 31, 2009, 12:20 pm
Fact: That's a fondu machine not a cake.
canada - July 9, 2009, 4:56 pm
Just 1 more reason it should be outlawed

TEAMWORK - Teamwork's essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at-Murphy War Law

TAGS: war murphy army clon
Rating: 2.19/5

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Captain Douchebag - August 4, 2008, 6:48 pm
If you left out the Murphy War Law bit, this would have been better.

COCAINE - Is One Hell Of A Drug.

ESCAPING SOLDIER - An escaping soldier can be used again -Murphy War Law

TAGS: murphy war soldier army clon
Rating: 2.13/5

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Bob - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am
Smart. This soldier is.
energy - November 11, 2008, 12:14 am
i really don't think that's one of ours.
auda - August 31, 2008, 7:09 am
...For target practice.

AIRSTRIKE - If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike -Murphy War Law

TAGS: war helicopter airstrike murphy
Rating: 2.07/5

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Cheeseman - June 1, 2009, 1:31 pm
they use flares to elude heat seeking missiles and to look badass at airshows. Btw, bombs aren't red hot in air strikes.
Kaja - August 2, 2008, 7:12 pm
They uses flares to loke more badass on displays...
None - June 14, 2008, 8:25 am
They use flares to elude heat-seeking missiles.
Dannei - June 10, 2008, 3:18 pm
Only if the enemy has no idea that a flare does sweet fuck all to you...
author - June 6, 2008, 3:26 pm
this is not an airstrike (the helicopter releases flares), but will scare the enemy, hehehehe

Murphy's Law -

TAGS: murphy law movie seat
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:41 pm
No Shyt!! Happens to me all the time! HAHAHAHA! ^!

Murphy's Law - Damage -

when the wife orders pizza, she finally shows up! -